Keys Weekly Top 10 Reads this Week
Words can both inspire and destroy. In these troubled and turbulent times, Keys Weekly offers an inspirational reading list as a historical reminder of our nation’s identity--and...
Top 10 headlines yet to occur in 2020
2020 has been a wild ride. From the tragic passing of a legendary basketball star in Kobe Bryant, to the pandemic, fires in Australia and vigilante shootings,...
Top 10 ways to blow your stimulus (or county overtime) money during a pandemic:
10. Used Jet Skis.
9. Imported exotic animals.
8. National Rifle Association Lifetime Membership.
7. Settle outstanding parking tickets.
6. Open a new account at www.casino.org.
5. Stock your carport with White...
Top 10 things NOT to do during a work-related Zoom call…
If you haven’t purchased stock in Zoom Video Communications Inc. (ZM) then you have missed the boat. A majority of Earth’s inhabitants are reporting to work with...
Top Ten ways to spot a tourist posing as a local.
The Florida Keys have been closed to visitors for over two weeks as officials attempt to “flatten the curve” and protect valuable resources like toilet paper from...
things not to do during the COVID-19 pandemic
10. Share that joint you found at the Original Marathon Seafood Festival.
9. Try to cough your way out of a speeding ticket.
8. Rely on official statements from...
CoronaCrisis
The nation is in a state of crisis not seen since - well, ever. Elected officials are working around the clock with healthcare specialists and economists to...
Concerns about Election Day Occurring on St. Patrick’s Day
10. It could be seen as an attempt to suppress the Irish-American vote.
9. Friends don't let friends vote drunk.
8. There are no cup holders in a voting...
TOP 10 Reasons There Will Never Be an International Men’s Day:
10. The first one was fun when just Adam celebrated it, but then Eve came along and was all, “That's what you're serving your guests?" and "I...
Top 10 signs you’ve confused the Coronavirus with Corona beer:
10. You attribute the birth of your last child to too many coronaviruses.
9. You deal with the sniffles by jamming a couple lime wedges up your nose.
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