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Tears for Charlottesville; zero tolerance for hate

Make America white again Pity the poor white nationalist. For years, they had to live in caves and under rocks, rightfully ashamed to show their true feelings about what...
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Party ’til ya puke

(Not THAT kind of party…) The recent headlines in national politics have got me thinking (yet again) about political parties in general. Our first president, founding father George...

PREDICTIONS!

And a happy New Year The year 2017 is upon us! And with a New Year come our fearless Keys Disease Predictions and Prognostications for that New Year....

Real Septic Slogans

My top-secret source from the UK (a.k.a. Wayne “Mac” McCormick) somehow finds the time to round up the best and funniest of what the world has to...

Looking for the real Thanksgiving

Being thankful according to the correct tradition isn’t always easy The curmudgeon in me isn’t predisposed to sit down once a year and list the things for which...

Not the brightest bulb…

Or, one burrito short of a combination plate Alert Keys Disease readers provided some amusing stories for this week’s column. As a rule, I’ve discovered that most of...

Religion – yours for the hijacking

But God told me to do it… Today marks the 14th anniversary of the terror attacks on the United States at the World Trade Center, the Pentagon, and...

A thank you to those who make Independence Day special

The 239th Birthday of the USA is now history, and a great group of people in Marathon made our local celebration one of the best ever! For...

Water, water everywhere…and you might want a drink after reading this

I’m sure you might have heard that South Florida has been experiencing a pretty rough dry season. Lake Okeechobee levels are falling to dangerous lows, and there...

Pivotal moments that define a lifetime

The door opens… do you go through? Philosophers (amateur, professional, and inebriated) have debated the reasons for this thing called “Life” for millennia. As soon as we were...