Santa Claus will be appearing at Keys Animal Hospital in Marathon on Wednesday, December 2 from 4 – 8pm. All the good furry and feathered critters can have their photo taken with Santa and give them their wish lists. For more info, call 305.743.CATS or 305.743.DOGS, or simply have your pet write Santa a letter…like the one below.

Dear Santa,
Happy Holidays. I hope my letter finds you well because I have been really good this year. I have probably been the best dog in the world. My teeth have not touched a single pair of sandals and I have not chewed on any furniture in months. I am even making sure all my poop goes in the proper receptacles. I did eat a few rolls of toilet paper but it was very rough and cheap, so I figured I was doing the family a favor.

I am not asking for much this year. On the top of my list is a spa treatment by Inna at the Keys Animal Hospital. They know how to pamper a pooch. I have also had my eye on a 35’ Contender with triple 350 four-strokes, but if your sleigh is already loaded, then just bring a few things for my friends.

Many of my fellow canines and the people who hold their leashes have been working extra hard this year to bring a dog park to Marathon. A big space to run around would be really cool for me and my friends.

My buddy, Finn Dunn, won Top Dog and he could sure use that Moringa Seed & Calendula Foaming Cleanser and Foaming Detangler Conditioner. (He is a Golden Doodle and acts prissy.)

My boyfriend, Bo Motley-Fisicario, would like a Miami Dolphin’s collar and an Xbox. He has had a rough year and seen many doctors, but his spirits are up.

There is this lady named Mary Stella who has been working real hard to bring a dog park to Marathon. You should bring her something cool, like a nice sign from Collectors Corner that we can hang in the new park. Maybe a new rope.

There is this other lady who doesn’t want the dog park. You should bring her a chill pill.

Barking of Collectors Corner. Did you know you could get all your personalized gifts there and save a ton of money? I know those elves are expensive.

Did I mention that I just signed a lucrative endorsement deal to be Collectors Corner spokesman? If you bring Mike Puto a title for Christmas then I can have the job all to myself.

That’s it.

Hugs and Kibbles,
Soda Koler

PS: Could you also bring a set of round plastic rings for my baby brother? His were chewed up…by the neighbor dog.
Soda and Santa

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