BARSTOOL ASTROLOGY: THE SEASON OF PISCES IS UPON US
Fish in a barrel and feelings by the bucket, it’s Pisces season. As whimsical as it is destructive, Piscean energy draws from intuition, liminal spaces, salt lamps,...
Venus in Your Birth Chart
Venus, like its namesake goddess, is the planet of love, value and personal attachments. While Venus rules the signs of Taurus and Libra, everyone has the presence...
BARSTOOL ASTROLOGY OFFERS ASTROLOGICAL INSIGHTS
Hellfire and hotpants, it’s Aries season. The infernal majesty of this fire sign is a welcome respite from the tidal feelings and easily triggered tears of Pisces....
WHAT DO THE STARS HAVE IN STORE FOR YOU?
Welcome to the thick of Aries season. As the cardinal and brashest of the fire signs, Aries energy is action-oriented. It dares to fail and moves, relentlessly...
Barstool Astrology: Transitioning from Aries to Taurus
This week marks the transition from Aries to Taurus. See what you can do with this renewed, earthbound energy with the Keys Weekly’s...
Aries
March 21 – April 19
As...
BARSTOOL ASTROLOGY: WHAT’S ON YOUR HORIZON?
The best and brightest news this week is the movement of lucky, jolly AF Jupiter into water sign Pisces where it will remain until late July. The...
BARSTOOL ASTROLOGY: WELCOME TO THE TWIN-FOR-THE-WIN SEASON OF GEMINI
Welcome to the twin-for-the-win season of Gemini. Among the most maligned and misunderstood of the zodiac signs, Gemini is ruled by Mercury, messenger demigod and planet of...
ARE YOUR PLANETS ALIGNED?
The summer solstice arrives June 20, bringing the year’s longest day and briefest night. At high noon our shadows will appear shorter than at any other point...
Barstool Astrology: Are your planets aligned?
The tides of psychic intuition, acute sensitivity and passive aggressive tendencies have come ashore with Cancer season. Cancer governs the realms of domesticity and familiarity. With its...
BARSTOOL ASTROLOGY: EMOTIONS ARE HEIGHTENED
We remain in the soft saltwater belly of Cancer season, and all thoughts are on feelings, what rises to the surface and what has kept us from...
