KEY WEST BACK IN THE DAY: THE CRYING MAILMAN & DATING DISASTERS

Lately my female friends have been sharing tales of contemporary dating, from the joys of new love to romantic disasters — which, for me,...

KEY WEST BACK IN THE DAY: ‘BLOODY BUDDY’ & THE HELLHOUND AT FULL MOON...

Well before the internet, when Key West bars were our “chat rooms” and waitstaff spread news faster than Twitter posts go viral today, the...

KEY WEST BACK IN THE DAY: THE SCISSORS THAT CHANGED MY LIFE

It was just a pair of scissors, tiny and worn. It looked like my old beat-up nail scissors, sitting incongruously in a display case...

KEY WEST BACK IN THE DAY: MIKEY DARE & THE MYTHICAL GOATS

For many years, an outline of my posterior adorned the upstairs bar top at Bagatelle, the lower Duval Street restaurant that was a high-rollers’...

KEY WEST BACK IN THE DAY: EVERYONE (STILL) GOES TO FAUSTO’S

When Jimmy Buffett wrote, “I’m goin’ down to Fausto’s/get some chocolate milk” in his 1976 classic “My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, and I...
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KEY WEST BACK IN THE DAY — THE ‘OLD’ PALATE OF ORDINARY TIMES

There are foodies who can taste a dish and instantly discern its ingredients, or who have such sophisticated palates that they can distinguish between...

KEY WEST BACK IN THE DAY: BUFFETT & ‘THE MARGARITAVILLE MOVIE’

If you hung out at the Chart Room, Full Moon Saloon or Louie’s Backyard in Key West during the late 1970s and early ’80s,...
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KEY WEST BACK IN THE DAY: TALES FROM THE AFTERDECK

Apparently I wasn’t the worst-ever cocktail waitress at the Afterdeck, the ocean’s-edge bar at the legendary Louie’s Backyard, but I was pretty bad. Yet...
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KEY WEST BACK IN THE DAY: THE PUPPY WITH NO SHAME

Somewhere in Key West’s Old Town, there’s an elderly man cursing the soul of Calico Jack.  I don’t mean Calico Jack Rackham, the infamous Caribbean...
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KEY WEST BACK IN THE DAY: PHIL CLARK WAS ‘THE PIRATE WHO LOOKED AT...

“Mother, mother ocean, I have heard you callWanted to sail upon your waters Since I was three feet tallYou’ve seen it all …. You’ve seen...