Despite the media firestorm surrounding the FBI’s execution of a search warrant at Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago estate, we still haven’t learned the specifics of what was actually removed from the place. So we figured we’d fill in the blanks for our readers. We bring you…
Top 10 Things the FBI Likely Found at Mar-a-Lago…
10. Official White House supplies, including a stapler, sticky notes, printer paper, tissues, a plastic spork — and ketchup.
9. Hunter’s laptop.
8. Trump’s actual golf scorecards.
7. Jared’s balls. (What? We’re still talking about golf. Come on, people).
6. The secret recipe for the Big Mac special sauce.
5. Used Viking horn helmet and a fur hat, purchased on eBay in late January 2021.
4. A love letter signed by “Vladdy Bear.”
3. Hillary’s laptop.
2. Stormy Daniels’ laser disc DVD collector’s edition — and a few VHS copies of “Home Alone 2”
1. Missing surveillance video labeled “Metropolitan Correctional Center: Aug. 10, 2019.”
