HUMOR: THE TOP 10 MUST-HAVES IN YOUR 2026 HURRICANE KIT

We’re now into the month of June, and that means a lot of knocking on wood when we talk about “H-words.” Fear not: In addition to publishing a fully comprehensive guide on how to prepare for hurricane season, which runs through Nov. 30, the Keys Weekly knows how to make sure your stash of supplies tops all others. Without further ado, here are our…

TOP 10 THINGS TO ADD TO YOUR 2026 HURRICANE KIT

10. Your neighbor’s generator – no need to ask, they’ll understand.

9. Tree trimmers, so you can finally get rid of those pesky mangroves that impede your water view. 

8. “Oregano.”

7. Your old iPod with “Rock You Like a Hurricane” – and nothing else.

6. A photo of your AC and working thermostat. To remember happy times.

5. At least two gallons of bug spray.

4. Drone repellent. (Everyone knows the best time for Cuba to attack is when the power goes down.)

3. As many Publix chicken tender subs as you can fit.

2. A gallon Ziploc bag with every unidentified key in your house.

  1. Reef the Fox (to keep the raccoons away).

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