HUMOR: TOP 10 WORST VALENTINE’S DAY SWEET HEART MESSAGES

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We’ve all had those chalky, pastel Valentine’s Day “sweet heart” candies with the sickeningly sweet sweet-nothings.

But despite being in happy and fulfilling relationships, most of us here at the Keys Weekly oppose the desperation and obligation of Valentine’s Day. We also understand that Feb. 14 is the most aggravating day of the year for our single friends. 

So we bring you….

Top 10 Worst Valentine’s Day  Sweet Heart Messages

10. Send nudes.  

9. I’m Handsy 

8. Money’s on the dresser. 

7. You’ll do.   

6. Crazy fertile. 

5. You remind me of my mom. 

4. 4th Wife Material 

3. Love is for a lifetime. So is herpes. 

2. Grower, not a shower. 

1. Be Mine. Or I’ll find you

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