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Top Ten Moments of Existential Dread in the Miami Airport

‘Tis the season for locals to get “off the rock.” Generally, that means flying through Miami to get to your final destination. While the mainland has its...

Top Ten Ways to Get Banned from a Local-Friendly Pool

After winning the “Best Local-Friendly Pool” Bubba, Havana Cabana resort caught some heat on social media for changing its policies. The rumor is that the hotel will...

Top 10 Reasons to Leave the Islands on Vacation

10. Sam Williams is attending a time-management seminar in Vegas. We might as well go, too. 9. We can evacuate early and stay ahead of the traffic. (Oh...

Top 10 Most Unoriginal Ideas that Should Never Happen in Key West 

Over the years, we’ve witnessed competitors and others copy our ideas, like magazine titles, the actual name of our paper and — most recently — the “timely"...
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Top 10 things we love/hate about July 4th

Tons of visitors flock to the Keys to celebrate Fourth of July in the islands. We got all the good stuff — fireworks, hot dogs — but with...

Top 10 Ways to Earn ‘Social Credit’ points in the Keys

China plans to rank all its citizens based on their "social credit" by 2020. People can be rewarded or punished according to their scores. Like private financial...

Top Ten Classic Pieces of Dad Advice

This week, it’s all about the dads — check out our actual fatherly advice on page 28. But we also know dads love to dole out their...

TOP TEN KEY WEST EVENTS TO CELEBRATE THE KENTUCKY DERBY

The 145th annual Kentucky Derby is met with much fanfare and revelry, two things Key West does best. But while Churchill Downs is known for racehorses with...

The Hurricane names are out, and the winners are…

Every six years, a list of certain names will resurface — only major storms’ names will be retired, recused and praise be, thrown out. See ya, Irma!...

Top Ten REAL Florida Man Headlines

For years, “Florida man” has been internet gold, as the recurring anti-hero of absurdist news stories that all happen to be 1) true and 2) take place...