KEYS HUMOR: TOP 10 WAYS TO SPEND YOUR STIMULUS CHECK IN THE KEYS

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Seeing the news out of D.C., that fat $1,400 check is starting to burn a hole in your pocket, isn’t it? And you don’t even have it...

TOP 10 WORST WAYS TO ‘REINVENT’ DUVAL STREET

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Recent talk of “reinventing” Duval Street has set social media abuzz the past few weeks. The company that secured the contract to lead the revitalization, KCI Technologies,...

TOP 10 KEYS JOBS WE WANT JEFF BEZOS TO TAKE

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You have to be living under a rock not to know two things: Amazon’s Jeff Bezos is retiring from his job as CEO and founder of Amazon,...

TOP TEN SIGNS THE SUMMER OLYMPICS ARE COMING TO FLORIDA

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Florida’s CFO made a surprise bid to steal the postponed Summer Olympics away from Tokyo. We think this idea has legs. Signs the 2021 Summer Olympics are Coming...

TOP 10 PRESIDENTIAL PARDONS WE WANTED, BUT DIDN’T GET

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Must be nice to pardon people for a variety of infractions big and small. If we only had that kind of authority... Top 10 Presidential Pardons We Wanted...

TOP 10 SIGNS YOUR 2021 IS OFF TO A ROUGH START

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Everyone is all “wait till 2021 gets here” and “kick 2020 in the rear-view mirror,” right? How’s that working out? 10. In spite of calls for more diversity...

Top 10 reasons to celebrate the conclusion of the holidays:

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The candles and lights and wrapping paper are all put away. Hell week is over. Take a deep breath while we give you: Top 10 reasons to celebrate...

TOP 10 LESSONS LEARNED DURING COVID

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On Dec. 31, our friends at We’ve Got the Keys will present “Illuminate Key West,” asking everyone to step out at midnight and shine a light into...

Top 10 Ways to Get in Trouble Before 10 p.m. on New Year’s Eve

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Some places don’t want to see you out after 10; some of us look at 9 p.m. as midnight. Whichever camp you’re in, we have suggestions for...

TOP 10 WORST REPORTED SIDE EFFECTS OF THE COVID VACCINE:

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10. Itching, loss of smell and taste, loss of appetite, vertigo, tightening of the extremities, tingling in the loins, loss of balance or coordination, slurred speech, chronic...