Survival Tips for the Keys Zombie Apocalypse

If you must kill a zombie, kill it with kindness. The irony will make it easier for everyone. Sexy zombies drink free! Learn the difference between a...

We Finally Discovered Why Comcast Goes Out in the Key

1. The outage strangely occurred just after you received a text alert that read “THIS IS A TEST of the national Wireless Emergency Alert System. No action...

Top 10 things from your past that could be used against you

According to the national media, Brett Kavanaugh’s supreme court nomination is in “Big Trouble” — capital B, capital T. Allegations surfaced recently that he sexually assaulted a...

Top ways to sniff out a dissenter in your office

The anonymous New York Times op-ed that revealed dissention at the top level of the White House administration inspired the following: Your team-building exercises include a car...

TOP things the ‘Hunger Games’ and Key West have in common

Admit it, you’ve watched or read “The Hunger Games.” And if you live in Key West, at some point you’ve taken a step back to acknowledge the...

Top 10 things NOT to do at the polls

Reveal the “Danny Kohlage” tattoo which is scrawled across your shoulders in gangster letters. Or John Bartus. Or Deb Gillis.   Ask the poll workers, “Who's winning?”   ...

Top 10 Ways you know Fantasy Football is about to start

10) Your husband, who fishes for a living, knows exactly how long it takes for an ACL to heal. 9) Your kids can’t name the United States Vice...

How the Keys can make Mars totally awesome

10. A Walgreens in every crater. 9. Release some iguanas. 8. Create the universe’s first “plastic straw” colony. 7. Live boxing (or NFL expansion team). 6. Hawaiian Tropic SPF 1000. 5. Kardashians...

Top 15 Items that would appear on Florida Keys “Antique Roadshow

We’ve often wondered what the producers of “Antique Roadshow” would discover if they brought the show to the Florida Keys. Probably not a jade collection from the...