Functionally Caffeinated Wellness: When stacking accessories doesn’t equal results

I think the wellness industry has quietly turned many of us into little health hoarders.

It may not be obvious to anyone else. A dinner guest would never suspect that behind those kitchen cabinets, tucked inside the pantry or hidden beneath the bathroom sink is enough health and wellness gear to stock a small GNC. Throw in a closet full of matching workout outfits, and we’re officially in business. If workout leggings suddenly became unacceptable as everyday clothing, I’m honestly not sure what I’d wear.

And don’t even get me started on the shaker bottles, fitness apps, smart watches, smart rings, heart rate monitors, resistance bands, massage guns, foam rollers, protein powders, electrolyte mixes, journals, planners and supplement organizers. I’ve seen it in my own house, I’ve seen it in my clients’ homes and if we’re being honest, maybe I’ve just described yours too.

It’s incredible how many wellness products exist today. Everything is wearable, trackable, measurable, rechargeable, personalized and delivered right to your front door.

And yet, here we are.

More than 42% of American adults have obesity. Nearly one in two adults has high blood pressure. Roughly 38 million Americans are living with diabetes, and heart disease remains the nation’s leading cause of death.

Clearly, our biggest problem isn’t a lack of tools.

For a while I wondered if maybe people just didn’t know how to use them. But the more I thought about it, the less I believed that was the answer.

Most of us know exactly what it means when our watch tells us to stand up, take a walk, or move a little more. We understand what a protein shake is for. We know what vegetables are. We know sleep matters. We know exercise matters. The problem isn’t that we don’t understand the information. The problem is that we’ve started confusing owning wellness with practicing wellness.

Buying the smartwatch feels productive. Downloading the app feels productive. Ordering the supplements feels productive. Researching the perfect workout feels productive. But none of those things are the workout. Somewhere along the way, wellness stopped being a verb and became a shopping category.

Please don’t misunderstand me. I love good equipment. I appreciate technology. I think fitness trackers, protein powder and a well-made pair of leggings can absolutely make healthy living easier. They’re fantastic tools.

But they’re just tools.

No smartwatch has ever built muscle while someone sat on the couch. No supplement has ever replaced consistent movement. No perfectly-coordinated workout outfit has ever burned a single calorie hanging in the closet.

The magic has never been in what we buy. It’s always been in what we repeatedly do.

If your budget is tight, you don’t need to wait until you can afford the latest gadget. You can walk in an old T-shirt. You can strength train with a pair of dumbbells you’ve had for years. You can write your workout on the back of an envelope if that’s what you have.

Your body has never cared whether your leggings matched your sports bra. It only cares that you showed up.  Maybe it’s time we stopped collecting wellness and started living it. The healthiest people I know aren’t the ones with the most gear. They’re the ones who consistently use what they already have.

Jennifer Boltz-Harvey
Jennifer Boltz-Harvey is the owner and operator of Highly Motivated Functionally Caffeinated, LLC, a concierge personal training and nutrition coaching business in the Keys. Her passions include helping people reach their health goals as well as working out, cooking and traveling with her husband. She also really loves snuggles from her dog, Stella.

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