FUNCTIONALLY CAFFEINATED WELLNESS: THE HIDDEN CLOCK RUNNING YOUR BODY
I joke with my clients all the time that life is one big set of “wash, rinse, repeat.” But when it comes to our...
NOAA STUDY: TWO CORAL SPECIES ARE FUNCTIONALLY EXTINCT
Data from NOAA’s Mission: Iconic Reefs (M:IR) provided critical context for a new research paper published in Science that reports the functional extinction of...
FUNCTIONALLY CAFFEINATED WELLNESS: STILLNESS IS THE NEW FLEX
If I had a dollar for every time someone told me they were so busy, I'd have enough for a week's stay at a...
FUNCTIONALLY CAFFEINATED WELLNESS: DEAR TYLENOL, ARE YOU DOING OKAY?
Tylenol, I feel for you. You’ve had some whammies thrown your way lately. From being the vessel in true-crime plots (“murder by Tylenol” has...
FUNCTIONALLY CAFFEINATED WELLNESS: THE SNEAKY STING OF ALCOHOL
We’ve all heard the calorie talk when it comes to alcohol. A margarita here, a craft beer there — it adds up faster than...
FUNCTIONALLY CAFFEINATED WELLNESS: THE TRUTH ABOUT LONG-TERM WEIGHT LOSS
Walk into any gym in January and ask people why they joined. Over 90% will tell you: to lose weight. That stat isn’t just...
FUNCTIONALLY CAFFEINATED WELLNESS: ARE THOSE WEIGHTED VESTS A TREND OR SUPERPOWER?
Am I the only one who has noticed that everyone on Sombrero enjoying their morning walk is now sporting a weighted vest? I mean,...
FUNCTIONALLY CAFFEINATED WELLNESS: THE POWER OF PROTEIN AT EVERY AGE
Let’s be honest: protein has been having a bit of a moment — and it deserves it. Whether you’re someone who lives in the...
FUNCTIONALLY CAFFEINATED WELLNESS: BRAIN ROT IS REAL
Let’s talk about brain rot. No, it’s not a zombie disease or something you catch from bad sushi. This is a modern epidemic —...
FUNCTIONALLY CAFFEINATED WELLNESS: WHY YOUR LOWER BODY COULD BE THE KEY TO LONGEVITY
We often hear that laughter is the best medicine, but what if I told you the real medicine is in the lunge? Every client...
