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MILES TO GO: GOD, I’M OLD — NO, OBSOLETE

I turned 49 a couple of weeks ago and it hit me. Good lord, I’m old.  Not old, in the geriatric sense. I don’t have...
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MILES TO GO: WHY WORRY? MY MOM HAS THAT COVERED

My mom worries. Constantly. Clinically. Pathologically. Me? Not so much. I’m more the “Let’s cross the bridge when we come to it; what could possibly...
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MILES TO GO: ELBOW BUMPS, HAND SANITIZER & ‘QUARANTINI’ CALLS — 5 YEARS AGO,...

I donned a nearly forgotten jacket from the back of the closet the other day and was surprised by what I found in the...
Businessman in a beige suit shouting into a vintage telephone, expressing frustration at work.

MILES TO GO: BY THE POWER VESTED IN ME… 

Amid the recent flurry of presidential executive orders, and in the interest of true democracy, I’d like to propose a few executive actions of...
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MILES TO GO: THIS OUGHTA BE INTERESTING…

This oughta be good. I’m about to be a model. In a fashion show. Yes, you read that correctly. Me. Walking. In heels. ON COBBLESTONE, no...
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MILES TO GO: CHRISTMAS MAGIC — SOME ASSEMBLY REQUIRED

My mom made Christmas magical. Still does. And my dad has always given her all the credit — picking and decorating the perfect tree,...

KEYS WOMAN: I SURVIVED…MY 20s IN KEY WEST’S DARK AGES

OK, let’s lighten things up a bit. We themed this issue of Keys Woman around survival, basing the decision on October being Breast Cancer Awareness...
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MILES TO GO: THE WORLD ACCORDING TO BOB

I long ago reached the unsettling realization that everything my parents told me is generally correct, despite my best and repeated efforts to prove...
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MILES TO GO: FAREWELL, MY DOWNSTAIRS FRIEND

He was known by a few different names. It was Eddie to many. It was the more formal Edward Zagorda on the plaque that used...
a group of people posing for a picture

MILES TO GO: FAREWELL, MY DOWNSTAIRS FRIEND

He was known by a few different names. It was Eddie to many. It was the more formal Edward Zagorda on the plaque that used...

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