Miles to Go

Stan looked at me as if I had grown four heads the other night. I was sitting on the couch opposite him, muttering darkly under my breath while...

Quarterback Joe Burrow replaced Patrick Mahomes as the highest-paid NFL player. Dentists have a higher-than-usual rate of suicide allegedly because their clients always hate coming to see them....

I knew he was born on Christmas Day 1946. I knew his wife’s name, his kids’ names and the background stories to many songs. I'd read his books...

Let’s talk about the thing that everyone — and no one — is talking about. The skinny shots. That’s my oh-so-technical term for the semaglutide drugs — Ozempic,...

Clean laundry shouldn’t be considered a luxury. But in homes without a washer and dryer — and there are plenty in Key West — that April-fresh scent...

What is wrong with people? Never mind, don’t answer that. Don’t even try, because I’ve given up. Instead, I’ll just complain about people, specifically about the one, anonymous person...

OK, Key West. We’ve got to stick together. It’s summertime in the Southernmost City and we’ve already had several days’ worth of heat advisories and triple-digit “feels like”...

Parents never think their kids are listening to them. They’re convinced our whole lives  that their words fall on deaf ears. And admittedly, sometimes they do. But...

Encyclopedia Britannica defines middle age as the period between the ages of 40 and 60. Just kidding, I won’t start a column as if writing the world’s worst...

My thanks to every restaurant that tells customers when a gratuity has been added to their bill. And no, that fine print at the bottom of a...