a man standing next to a woman in front of a washer

MILES TO GO: LOADS OF LOVE MAKES LIFE — AND LAUNDRY — EASIER

Clean laundry shouldn’t be considered a luxury. But in homes without a washer and dryer — and there are plenty in Key West —...
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OPINION: AN AMERICAN’S TAKE ON THE ROYAL SENDOFF

Well if that wasn’t the longest funeral in the history of the world. Television news teams around the world claimed Queen Elizabeth II’s recent death...
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MILES TO GO: PACK IT IN FOR HOLIDAY TRAVEL

(Note: This column originally appeared in the Keys Weekly’s latest Holiday magazine. available now inside local businesses and online at keysweekly.com.) Ah, holiday travel.  This is...
a little girl in a pink shirt and blue overalls reaching up into the air

MILES TO GO: KIDS CAN’T CATCH; I’M CONCERNED

I'm concerned. This is a problem. Kids can't catch. Seriously. It's bad enough they can't write in cursive, read a map or count back change. But they...
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MILES TO GO: WHAT’S IN A WORD? (AS MANY POINTS AS POSSIBLE)

“Ajou” is not a word. Well, not in English, anyway. (And the existence of an Ajou University somewhere in Korea doesn't change that fact.) Glop, however,...
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MILES TO GO: BEFORE GPS…WE WERE LOST

A machine replaced me. Hallelujah. I couldn't be happier.  I am no longer responsible for road-trip navigation, having happily outsourced the (non-paying) job to the...
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MILES TO GO: A SUPER BOWL MIRACLE (AND A RAISED MIDDLE FINGER)

It was sort of a Super Bowl miracle. Not because the Chiefs won. They deserved it, given the Eagles’ defense in the second half. But...
a group of children playing in a pool

MILES TO GO: FAMILY-STYLE VACATION

“I’m tellin’ Mom.” Three little words with the power to transport us back in time, to the ages of about 5 to 13, back to...
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MILES TO GO: SMARTEN UP, SUCKERS, THIS IS EMBARRASSING

An email that arrived on Valentine’s Day this year caught my eye — then raised my blood pressure. According to the Federal Trade Commission, nearly...
a black and white cat sitting under a bed

MILES TO GO: AN IDENTITY CRISIS

We had a bit of a crisis on South Street last week. An identity crisis. For a cat.  Seriously. Our sweet (if occasionally ornery) 6-month-old...

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