MILES TO GO: I’M GIVING IT A SHOT
Let’s talk about the thing that everyone — and no one — is talking about. The skinny shots.
That’s my oh-so-technical term for the semaglutide...
MILES TO GO: PACK IT IN FOR HOLIDAY TRAVEL
(Note: This column originally appeared in the Keys Weekly’s latest Holiday magazine. available now inside local businesses and online at keysweekly.com.)
Ah, holiday travel.
This is...
MILES TO GO: KIDS CAN’T CATCH; I’M CONCERNED
I'm concerned. This is a problem.
Kids can't catch. Seriously.
It's bad enough they can't write in cursive, read a map or count back change.
But they...
MILES TO GO: WHAT’S IN A WORD? (AS MANY POINTS AS POSSIBLE)
“Ajou” is not a word.
Well, not in English, anyway. (And the existence of an Ajou University somewhere in Korea doesn't change that fact.)
Glop, however,...
MILES TO GO: BEFORE GPS…WE WERE LOST
A machine replaced me. Hallelujah. I couldn't be happier.
I am no longer responsible for road-trip navigation, having happily outsourced the (non-paying) job to the...
MILES TO GO: A SUPER BOWL MIRACLE (AND A RAISED MIDDLE FINGER)
It was sort of a Super Bowl miracle. Not because the Chiefs won. They deserved it, given the Eagles’ defense in the second half.
But...
MILES TO GO: FAMILY-STYLE VACATION
“I’m tellin’ Mom.”
Three little words with the power to transport us back in time, to the ages of about 5 to 13, back to...
MILES TO GO: SMARTEN UP, SUCKERS, THIS IS EMBARRASSING
An email that arrived on Valentine’s Day this year caught my eye — then raised my blood pressure.
According to the Federal Trade Commission, nearly...
MILES TO GO: AN IDENTITY CRISIS
We had a bit of a crisis on South Street last week. An identity crisis. For a cat. Seriously.
Our sweet (if occasionally ornery) 6-month-old...
MILES TO GO: THIS ONE’S FOR MOM (NOT DAD)
My mom worries. Always has and always will.
She’s worried at least for as long as I've been old enough to notice. Admittedly, I noticed...






















