Brace yourselves, people. Hurricane season starts this weekend and runs until the end of November. If you haven’t already, it’s time to test out those shutters, have your potential evacuation plans in place, and take a good solid look through your “hurricane kit” (or maybe put one together for the first time, if you have no clue what we’re talking about). There are plenty of universal essentials to put in these kits, but as anyone who’s been through a storm knows, a couple special touches known to locals can be the difference between misery and, well, a little less misery after a storm. With that said, here are our…

TOP 10 THINGS TO PUT IN YOUR HURRICANE KIT

10) Weed.

9) “Medications.”

8) Fluoride for your water … R.I.P.

7) Pop Tarts, Slim Jims & Gatorade.

6) The Keys Weekly Hurricane Guide, distributed countywide and full of useful resources, critical contacts and tips for before, during and after a storm.

5) More weed.

4) Your “GFY IRMA” bumper sticker from 2017.

3) Counterfeit reentry decals for all your Miami friends.

2) Chainsaws. So many chainsaws.

1) Did we mention weed?