OUR HOROSCOPES: A BREATH OF FRESH AIR

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Cosmically speaking I am compelled to wish you not just a happy New Year but a happy New Era. Power-couple planets Jupiter and Saturn have set up...
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BARSTOOL ASTROLOGY — FLORIDA KEYS HOROSCOPES

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SagittariusNov. 22 to Dec. 21The total solar eclipse in Sagittarius on Dec. 14 rattles your first house of self and ultimate potential, bringing forth personal revolution. This...

AN ASTROLOGICAL OUTLOOK FOR 2021— AND ADVICE TO MAKE IT A GOOD ONE

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Remember last year when we all held such high and misguided hopes for 2020 as the year of clear vision and roaring good times?  Ah, the bitter laughter...
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BARSTOOL ASTROLOGY: FLORIDA KEYS HOROSCOPES

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Ruled by Jupiter, the fun, drunk, van-dwelling uncle of the solar system, Sagittarius is the official sign of letting the good times roll. After the dark intensity...
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HOROSCOPE: WE HAVE LOTS TO BE THANKFUL FOR IN THE COMING WEEKS

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Welcome to November, star children. We are emerging from the shadow of two powerful retrogrades, Mercury and Mars. Mercury retrograde complicates communication and contracts while Mars hinders...
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BARSTOOL ASTROLOGY: WILL THE STARS ALIGN FOR YOU THIS WEEK?

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Welcome to the season of the witch. We are still under the influence of Scorpio, and nobody walks more resolutely through the shadows. Scorpio recognizes that death...
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WHAT’S YOUR SIGN? A FLORIDA KEYS HOROSCOPE

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Dreaded Mercury in retrograde is upon us, star children, making its rounds through secretive Scorpio. When Mercury backslides, travel, communications, contracts and technology, are thrown into a...
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ONLY IN KEY WEST: BARSTOOL ASTROLOGY

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Libra Sept. 23 to Oct. 22 You’re prone to fits of nostalgia, spending the precious present reflecting on the past. Consider the tough talk of Norwegian explorer Fridtjof Nansen,...
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Horoscope: What the stars have in store for September

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Virgo Aug. 23 to Sept. 22 In spite, or because of, your strong work ethic and emotional boundaries, you harbor a deep escapist tendency. This often manifests in your...
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Barstool Astrology — a Key West original

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VirgoAug. 23 to Sept. 22Critic Roger Ebert said of director and fellow Virgo Werner Herzog, "He has never created a single film that is compromised, shameful, made...