HOROSCOPES FROM THE ISLAND ASTROLOGER
HAPPY HERMES, THE ISLAND ASTROLOGER: A Flash in the Dark
Happy winter solstice, everyone. In the Northern Hemisphere, Thursday, Dec. 21 is the longest night of the year...
ISLAND ASTROLOGER: THE SCORPIO NEW MOON
The new moon in Scorpio on Nov. 4 calls us all into the deepest emotional waters, where the psychedelic creatures of our unconscious instill fear and wonder....
BARSTOOL ASTROLOGY: VIRGO SEASON IS COMING TO A CLOSE
Aries
March 21 – April 19
Next week’s full moon sheds lunar light on your twelfth house of conclusions and the unconscious mind. Closure for you is often marked...
BARSTOOL ASTROLOGY: VIRGO SEASON HATH ARRIVED
Bleach your bathtubs, my babies, Virgo season hath arrived. The modality of Virgo is advancement through ritual purification, it is decisive, exacting and at times ruthless in...
BARSTOOL ASTROLOGY: POWER & POSSIBILITIES ARE IN THE STARS
While the first half of August has been, astrologically speaking, a trying sort of dumpster fire, the remaining weeks are bound for glory. Five celestial bodies —the...
BARSTOOL ASTROLOGY: CHIRON HAS STATIONED ITSELF RETROGRADE
Good news: We have the lion’s share of Leo season ahead of us. Troubling update: We need the promised distraction of pageantry, Polaroid nudes and one-night stands...
BARSTOOL ASTROLOGY: LEO SEASON IS GOING TO BE BIG & BOLD
Leo season is upon us, with an energy akin to Texas: big, brazen and boldly belt-buckled, shining relentlessly on those who have to squint and bear it.
While...
BARSTOOL ASTROLOGY: EMOTIONS ARE HEIGHTENED
We remain in the soft saltwater belly of Cancer season, and all thoughts are on feelings, what rises to the surface and what has kept us from...
Barstool Astrology: Are your planets aligned?
The tides of psychic intuition, acute sensitivity and passive aggressive tendencies have come ashore with Cancer season. Cancer governs the realms of domesticity and familiarity. With its...
ARE YOUR PLANETS ALIGNED?
The summer solstice arrives June 20, bringing the year’s longest day and briefest night. At high noon our shadows will appear shorter than at any other point...
