Barstool Astrology

SagittariusNov. 22 to Dec. 21The total solar eclipse in Sagittarius on Dec. 14 rattles your first house of self and ultimate potential, bringing forth personal revolution. This...

Remember last year when we all held such high and misguided hopes for 2020 as the year of clear vision and roaring good times?  Ah, the bitter laughter...

Ruled by Jupiter, the fun, drunk, van-dwelling uncle of the solar system, Sagittarius is the official sign of letting the good times roll. After the dark intensity...

Welcome to November, star children. We are emerging from the shadow of two powerful retrogrades, Mercury and Mars. Mercury retrograde complicates communication and contracts while Mars hinders...

Welcome to the season of the witch. We are still under the influence of Scorpio, and nobody walks more resolutely through the shadows. Scorpio recognizes that death...

Dreaded Mercury in retrograde is upon us, star children, making its rounds through secretive Scorpio. When Mercury backslides, travel, communications, contracts and technology, are thrown into a...

Libra Sept. 23 to Oct. 22 You’re prone to fits of nostalgia, spending the precious present reflecting on the past. Consider the tough talk of Norwegian explorer Fridtjof Nansen,...

Virgo Aug. 23 to Sept. 22 In spite, or because of, your strong work ethic and emotional boundaries, you harbor a deep escapist tendency. This often manifests in your...

VirgoAug. 23 to Sept. 22Critic Roger Ebert said of director and fellow Virgo Werner Herzog, "He has never created a single film that is compromised, shameful, made...

LeoJuly 23 to Aug. 22My sister and favorite Leo recently revealed she watches college commencement speeches on YouTube as a form of self-care. Because these ceremonies are...