BARSTOOL ASTROLOGY FROM THE FLORIDA KEYS

Greetings and salutations, star children. If the new year has felt more like a stubborn hangover than a fresh start, fear not. Aquarius season...

OUR HOROSCOPES: A BREATH OF FRESH AIR

Cosmically speaking I am compelled to wish you not just a happy New Year but a happy New Era. Power-couple planets Jupiter and Saturn...
Astrology Column

BARSTOOL ASTROLOGY — FLORIDA KEYS HOROSCOPES

SagittariusNov. 22 to Dec. 21The total solar eclipse in Sagittarius on Dec. 14 rattles your first house of self and ultimate potential, bringing forth...

AN ASTROLOGICAL OUTLOOK FOR 2021— AND ADVICE TO MAKE IT A GOOD ONE

Remember last year when we all held such high and misguided hopes for 2020 as the year of clear vision and roaring good times?  Ah,...
Astrology Column

BARSTOOL ASTROLOGY: FLORIDA KEYS HOROSCOPES

Ruled by Jupiter, the fun, drunk, van-dwelling uncle of the solar system, Sagittarius is the official sign of letting the good times roll. After...
Astrology Column

HOROSCOPE: WE HAVE LOTS TO BE THANKFUL FOR IN THE COMING WEEKS

Welcome to November, star children. We are emerging from the shadow of two powerful retrogrades, Mercury and Mars. Mercury retrograde complicates communication and contracts...
Astrology Column

BARSTOOL ASTROLOGY: WILL THE STARS ALIGN FOR YOU THIS WEEK?

Welcome to the season of the witch. We are still under the influence of Scorpio, and nobody walks more resolutely through the shadows. Scorpio...
Astrology Column

WHAT’S YOUR SIGN? A FLORIDA KEYS HOROSCOPE

Dreaded Mercury in retrograde is upon us, star children, making its rounds through secretive Scorpio. When Mercury backslides, travel, communications, contracts and technology, are...
Astrology Column

ONLY IN KEY WEST: BARSTOOL ASTROLOGY

Libra Sept. 23 to Oct. 22 You’re prone to fits of nostalgia, spending the precious present reflecting on the past. Consider the tough talk of Norwegian...
Astrology Column

Horoscope: What the stars have in store for September

Virgo Aug. 23 to Sept. 22 In spite, or because of, your strong work ethic and emotional boundaries, you harbor a deep escapist tendency. This often...

Subscribe To Our Newsletter

Get Keys Weekly delivered right to your inbox along with a daily dose of Keys News.

Success! Please check your email for confirmation.