Nowadays, in the early decades of the 21st century, when we hear the word “technology” we think of smart electronics that automate our routine tasks or machines that bring novel forms of entertainment into our painfully humdrum lives. I’m picturing refrigerators that order groceries for us and virtual-reality headsets that immerse us in highly detailed imaginary adventures. In reality, however, “technology” is a term for anything that extends our human capacities beyond the boundaries set by nature. A hammer that extends our reach and focuses our force is as much a technology as a smart watch that extends our consciousness into the interconnected, invisible web of our online world. Each sign of the zodiac has a distinct personality and a unique set of faculties, and there are technological tools that can cater to each sign’s interests and expertise. Here are some at-home technologies that will enhance and extend your zodiac sign’s natural proclivities.
Aries – Home gym
As the archetypal warrior of the zodiac pantheon, Aries has a lot of intrinsic energy that needs to be released on a regular basis in order to keep out of trouble. A home gym, particularly one of those fancy gyms with multiple different workout possibilities, will keep Aries in tip-top shape for their daily battles and help them to keep their energy trained on their goals rather than distracting side quests.
Taurus – Slow cooker
Taurus loves to indulge in the joys of the senses for long stretches of time. A slow cooker preparing a meal over the course of several hours on the kitchen counter bathes Taurus in delicious smells and elicits the sweet anticipation of a flavorful, tender, juicy dinner. In addition, slow cookers can produce large meals that Taurus can savor for days, letting them relish in their favorite state: relaxation.
Gemini – Smart speaker
Instant information and high-speed communication are a Gemini’s bread and butter, and if they could connect their mind directly to the internet, they would. Short of that, a smart speaker is the next best possibility. Untethered to a device’s screen with the freedom to move about the house, a Gemini has access to all of the wisdom and distractions the internet has to offer. Telling the air to instantly call their bestie is the connection Geminis crave.
Cancer – Video doorbell
Cancers are not necessarily suspicious, but they are incredibly protective of their home and the people in it. The sign of the crab, Cancer has a hard shell to keep the soft, fleshy, vulnerable insides safe and sound. A video doorbell leaves no question about whether the stranger at the door is a friend or a suspicious intruder, quelling Cancer’s motherly nerves.
Leo – Karaoke machine
As the sign ruled by the Sun, Leos naturally draw the attention of those around them through their keen ability to delight and inspire. Hand a Leo a microphone and partygoers find themselves mesmerized by Leo’s sheer stage presence, regardless of the level of talent. An at-home karaoke machine ensures that there is always a platform for these stars to express themselves for their fans, and allows them to share the spotlight, even reluctantly.
Virgo – White board
A white board is a simple piece of technology, but that is exactly how a Virgo likes it. An earth sign ruled by meticulous Mercury, Virgo is always making sure the house has everything it needs without all the bells and whistles. Grocery lists, practical to-do notes, bits of inspiration, urgent reminders – all can be stored on a white board so the Virgo mind can stay prepared and focused. Now, if only they can train the rest of the household to use it.
Libra – Digital frame
Keeping tabs on their friends’ well-being is a Libra’s modus operandi. As the sign of social balance, Libras want to know that their loved ones are happy, healthy, and well-adjusted. As long as their friends and family keep it updated, a digital picture frame allows a Libra to keep an eye on their loved ones’ lives – and gives them the opportunity to gush about their sweet babes when entertaining guests.
Scorpio – Hot tub
I almost suggested a water bed, but a hot tub is just as sexy and a bit more social. Scorpios love to immerse themselves in the sensual and sneaky underbelly of life, and a hot tub is the perfect piece of technology for engaging in shadowy activity. Whether it’s telling truth with friends over drinks in the tub, dissolving their deep feelings on their own, or enjoying intimacy with a partner, Scorpios can really be themselves in the alchemical jacuzzi waters.
Sagittarius – Smokeless fire pit
As fire signs, Sagittarians are naturally drawn to and nourished by flames, and regaling friends with intentional tales with the dramatic support of a flickering fire is pure Sagittarius vibe. A smokeless fire pit that can be easily ignited with a switch ensures that these inspirational individuals can always set the tone for a motivational adventure tale, a cautious ghost story, or an educational parable.
Capricorn – Generator
Capricorns work hard to make sure their success is their own responsibility without relying on anyone else to carry them forward. Heaven forbid a power outage disconnects them from their work, or, even worse, they are at the mercy of the utility company for their subsistence. In our electrical world, an at-home generator puts the power into Capricorn’s hands — and that is exactly where they want it.
Aquarius – Smart house
Aquarius is the zodiac sign most aligned with technology itself, and a single gadget is not going to fulfill the Aquarian love for techie wonders. An Aquarius would love nothing more than to live inside the future, so a smart house is an Aquarian dream. A house that talks to you? Check. A house that personalizes the lighting and temperature for each person? Check. A house that can transform from country breakfast to clubhouse dance party in a moment? Check.
Pisces – Aromatherapy diffuser
Pisces is a highly adaptable water sign, which means that a Pisces’ emotional state is in a regular state of flux. Aromas have long been known to help people balance and manage their subjective moods, and essential oil diffusers can provide Pisces with some external control over their internal condition. Soft, color-changing lighting enhances the dreamy demeanor of romantic Pisces, letting the environment permeate the Piscean consciousness.
