The Chinese New Year doesn’t start until February, but heck, we like to get a jump on things. This was the Year of the Rooster and 2018 is the Year of the Dog – two of our favorite local animals. So to celebrate, here are a few riffs – or is that rrruffs? – that bow (wow) to the Year of the Dog.
- Politicians all over America will be marking their territory come next November.
- Can’t teach an old Congress new tricks.
- Let’s hope Mother Nature throws us a bone.
- It’s a margarita-drink-margarita world out there.
- A man’s best friend is his generator.
- Remember, chasing tail gets you nowhere, except the clinic or divorce court.
- Hopefully, the Tree Commission stops barking up the wrong tree.
- It’s a Conch’s life.
- Call off the iguanas.
- It’s gotta stop raining traffic and accidents.
