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Keys Disease: Too Old to Rock and Roll???

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Way back in the day (well, 1976), UK rock band Jethro Tull released a song (and album) titled Too Old to Rock ‘n’ Roll: Too Young to...
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Seafood and Eat It! Florida’s Original Seafood Festival happens this weekend!

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It’s here! The 37th Annual Original Marathon Seafood Festival is this weekend! As I mentioned in last week’s column, everyone knows that the real star of the...
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Seafood and Eat It! And Listen to the Music! – Florida’s Original Seafood Festival...

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It’s time for our town’s biggest event, and it’s the Florida Keys second largest event behind only Fantasy Fest. That’s right – it’s Seafood Festival Weekend! While...
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Real Septic Slogans

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My top-secret source from the UK (a.k.a. Wayne “Mac” McCormick) somehow finds the time to round up the best and funniest of what the world has to...
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Social Distancing and Good Samaritans

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We are living in what the old Chinese blessing/curse described as “interesting times.” Not many of us (outside of epidemiologists and virologists) could have predicted what we’re...

BARTUS UNLEASHES SOME PREDICTIONS FOR 2021 (SEATBELTS REQUIRED)

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The passage into the New Year officially marks the end of “Holiday Season” and the beginning of “NFL Playoff Season.” At least football fans have had the...
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Keys Disease: The Complete Simpleton’s Guide to Keys Critters

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Visitors to our islands (The Fabulous Florida Keys®) often notice that the various types of wildlife that inhabit these coral rocks are different that the species they...
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Party With A Purpose – The Best of Marathon, Rotary, and the Official After...

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The votes are in, the tabulation commences, and we’ll all find out who the winners are in the Best of Marathon next Saturday night! Your participation in...
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Not just for breakfast anymore – Slogans and mealtime meet in a harmonic convergence...

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“It’s not just for breakfast any more!” The Florida Orange Juice Growers (or more likely, its ad agency) created this slogan to try and expand the orange...
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Florida Keys Driving Guide – How to get around the islands and annoy everyone else...

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Now that it’s about time for my annual turn-signal reminder column, recent events on our main traffic artery here in the Keys have prompted a comprehensive article....
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