Dads Rob Christensen and Patrick Stevens went fishing about 30 miles offshore of the Middle Keys on Aug. 17 — a last hurrah before the start of the school year — with their kids. They were targeting swordfish, but didn’t catch any. They did catch some mahi, some tilefish, and one duffel’s worth of “square grouper.” Yes, a duffel bag filled with 10 to 15 bundles of marijuana. Naturally, these law-abiding citizens (one of them is a lawyer!) called the Coast Guard to retrieve the bag intact. Sources close to the encounter, however, said the marijuana “smelled phenomenal.”

Maya, Fisher and Abigail are blissfully innocent. One of the little girls kept mispronouncing the find as “Moana,” like the Disney movie.

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