Dads Rob Christensen and Patrick Stevens went fishing about 30 miles offshore of the Middle Keys on Aug. 17 — a last hurrah before the start of the school year — with their kids. They were targeting swordfish, but didn’t catch any. They did catch some mahi, some tilefish, and one duffel’s worth of “square grouper.” Yes, a duffel bag filled with 10 to 15 bundles of marijuana. Naturally, these law-abiding citizens (one of them is a lawyer!) called the Coast Guard to retrieve the bag intact. Sources close to the encounter, however, said the marijuana “smelled phenomenal.”
