MERCURY IS IN RETROGRADE; THINGS ARE GOING TO GET WEIRD
Six planets will reign this month in the sign of Aquarius, provenance of humanity, rebellion, technology and radical change. Among them is Mercury, slipping through its first...
WHAT’S YOUR SIGN? KEY WEST’S BARSTOOL ASTROLOGY OFFERS SAGE ADVICE
Welcome to Pisces season star children, come on in, the water’s fine. Pisces is more of a spell than a season, a hazy time where nothing is...
BARSTOOL ASTROLOGY: THE SEASON OF PISCES IS UPON US
Fish in a barrel and feelings by the bucket, it’s Pisces season. As whimsical as it is destructive, Piscean energy draws from intuition, liminal spaces, salt lamps,...
Venus in Your Birth Chart
Venus, like its namesake goddess, is the planet of love, value and personal attachments. While Venus rules the signs of Taurus and Libra, everyone has the presence...
BARSTOOL ASTROLOGY OFFERS ASTROLOGICAL INSIGHTS
Hellfire and hotpants, it’s Aries season. The infernal majesty of this fire sign is a welcome respite from the tidal feelings and easily triggered tears of Pisces....
Horoscope: What the stars have in store for September
Virgo
Aug. 23 to Sept. 22
In spite, or because of, your strong work ethic and emotional boundaries, you harbor a deep escapist tendency. This often manifests in your...
Barstool Astrology: Transitioning from Aries to Taurus
This week marks the transition from Aries to Taurus. See what you can do with this renewed, earthbound energy with the Keys Weekly’s...
Aries
March 21 – April 19
As...
BARSTOOL ASTROLOGY: WHAT’S ON YOUR HORIZON?
The best and brightest news this week is the movement of lucky, jolly AF Jupiter into water sign Pisces where it will remain until late July. The...
BARSTOOL ASTROLOGY: WELCOME TO THE TWIN-FOR-THE-WIN SEASON OF GEMINI
Welcome to the twin-for-the-win season of Gemini. Among the most maligned and misunderstood of the zodiac signs, Gemini is ruled by Mercury, messenger demigod and planet of...
ARE YOUR PLANETS ALIGNED?
The summer solstice arrives June 20, bringing the year’s longest day and briefest night. At high noon our shadows will appear shorter than at any other point...
