How the Keys can make Mars totally awesome

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10. A Walgreens in every crater.

9. Release some iguanas.

8. Create the universe’s first “plastic straw” colony.

7. Live boxing (or NFL expansion team).

6. Hawaiian Tropic SPF 1000.

5. Kardashians open new “Dash: Mars.”

4. Off-planet sports betting.  

3. Reshoot “Total Recall” on location.

2. KOTS 2.0 (everyone is happy).

1. Finally a new home for Citizen’s Insurance headquarters.