- Sheriff Rick Ramsay calls you about an outstanding warrant and suddenly has an Asian accent.
- Your dead grandmother calls you from the Bahamas for bail money.
- You bought hand cream on Duval Street.
- Your mailman drops off a check from Citizen’s Insurance.
- Your realtor’s business card features a Cay Clubs logo.
- Keys Energy threatens to kill your cat unless you get them a Google Play Card.
- You contributed to a Go Fund Me page created by a former executive at the KW Association of Realtors.
- To keep the lights on at your house you need to deliver eight Key Lime Pies a man named “Tito” under the Snake Creek Bridge.
- One word: Comcast
- You just purchased fresh lobster out of a van in the Walgreens parking lot.
