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HUMOR: TOP 10 REJECTED “SENIOR SUPERLATIVES”

The Keys Weekly wishes the Class of 2022 all the best in their future endeavors. As our young scholars prepare to make their mark...
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TOP 10 SIGNS YOU’RE WAY TOO EXCITED FOR THE ‘TOP GUN’ SEQUEL

As the world anticipates the sequel to the 1986 blockbuster “Top Gun,” (coming on May 24), those of us who came of age in...
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TOP 10 BEST MOB, MAFIA OR GANGSTER MOVIES EVER MADE

As water levels continue to plunge at alarming rates in drought-stricken areas of the western U.S., strange discoveries are occurring around Lake Mead just...
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HUMOR: TOP 10 SURPRISING THINGS WE’VE LEARNED FROM THE JOHNNY DEPP & AMBER HEARD...

There’s a war in Ukraine. A disturbing and often violent division among Americans over politics. And a potential landmark Supreme Court decision to overturn...
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HUMOR: TOP 10 IDEAS TO “REIMAGINE” FANTASY FEST

The entire world is changing, sometimes admittedly for the better. Other times, wokeness and politically correct objectives, perhaps with decent intentions, simply defy common...
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HUMOR: TOP 10 REVELATIONS ABOUT WILL SMITH’S OSCARS SLAP

It was the slap heard around the world. Just when you were perfectly fine skipping the Oscars (after all, Bradley Cooper was snubbed for...
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HUMOR: TOP 10 REVELATIONS FOUND IN CAPT. PERRY’S LOGBOOK

On March 20, the Monroe County Library System accepted the donation of the 200-year-old original logbook of LCDR Matthew C. Perry’s voyage on the...
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HUMOR: TOP 10 REASONS KEY WEST DOESN’T FEEL PRICE PAIN AT THE PUMP

As economists and consumers await the anticipated spike in gas prices given the United States’ recent sanctions against Russian oil imports, we in Key West...
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HUMOR: TOP 10 WAYS TO EMBARRASS YOURSELF AT THE SEAFOOD FESTIVAL

The Original Marathon Seafood Festival returns to the community park this weekend for the 46th iteration of the popular community event. Founded by a...
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HUMOR: TOP 10 WORST STATEMENTS TO END WITH “BUT”…

The word “but” is commonly used to justify our worst tendencies and social shortcomings.  Just this week, we embarked on a three-part series covering the...