Keys Disease – The More Things Change…
Imagine, for a fleeting moment, an elected official in Germany who inexplicably would put forth the idea of commemorating an anniversary of a World War II Nazi...
Keys Disease: You Just Can’t Make This Stuff Up
Sometimes, when faced with a deadline, there’s no better place for a columnist to go than the actual headlines of the day. There’s stuff so bizarre, so...
Keys Disease: Holding Court
Someone once said, “If it weren’t for attorneys, we wouldn’t need attorneys.” (He was then promptly sued by a local attorney for defamation of character.) I will...
Keys Disease: That’s Just Super!
A couple of weeks ago, I wrote about that certain refined segment of the American population that has been portrayed in numerous TV commercials; namely, those who...
Keys Disease: Happy New Year Predictions
2011 is upon us! And with a New Year come our fearless Keys Disease Predictions and Prognostications for that New Year. I checked back with last year’s...
Keys Disease: Time For The BS (I mean, BCS!)
Yes, the College Football Season is winding down with what sports pundits call the College Football Bowl Season. In decades past, these Bowl Games used to be...
Keys Disease: Christmas (and other Happy Holidays)
I still remember that fateful day during last year’s Holiday Shopping Season like it just happened a year ago. Visitors from some backward part of the planet...
Keys Disease: All You Need…
December 8, 1980. I was a young musician studying marine biology at the University of South Carolina. That particular evening was going to be good, because I...
Keys Disease: What’s It All About?
As I type this, it is the beginning of my 50th year of life on Planet Earth. In other words, today (December 1) is my 49th birthday....
Keys Disease: The Real Thanksgiving
The curmudgeon in me isn’t predisposed to sit down once a year and list the things for which I am thankful. I know that’s the wrong attitude,...