HOROSCOPES: THE ROAR AND THE ECHO

HAPPY HERMES, THE ISLAND ASTROLOGER: The Roar and the Echo Well, beloved islanders, can you feel it? That spark in the air, that instinct to...

HOROSCOPES: TAURUS LIKES STABILITY; URANUS DOESN’T.

The big astrological news this week is Uranus shifting from Taurus into Gemini. Uranus, the planet of disruption and liberation, has been shaking up...

ISLAND ASTROLOGER: CHECK YOUR HOROSCOPES THIS WEEK

HAPPY HERMES, THE ISLAND ASTROLOGER: Courageous Purpose The sun entered Aries last week, and it is the time of year when we experience rebirth. At...

HOROSCOPES FROM THE ISLAND ASTROLOGER

HAPPY HERMES, THE ISLAND ASTROLOGER: A Flash in the Dark Happy winter solstice, everyone. In the Northern Hemisphere, Thursday, Dec. 21 is the longest night...
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ISLAND ASTROLOGER: THE SCORPIO NEW MOON

The new moon in Scorpio on Nov. 4 calls us all into the deepest emotional waters, where the psychedelic creatures of our unconscious instill...

BARSTOOL ASTROLOGY: VIRGO SEASON IS COMING TO A CLOSE

Aries  March 21 – April 19  Next week’s full moon sheds lunar light on your twelfth house of conclusions and the unconscious mind. Closure for you...

BARSTOOL ASTROLOGY: VIRGO SEASON HATH ARRIVED

Bleach your bathtubs, my babies, Virgo season hath arrived. The modality of Virgo is advancement through ritual purification, it is decisive, exacting and at...

BARSTOOL ASTROLOGY: POWER & POSSIBILITIES ARE IN THE STARS

While the first half of August has been, astrologically speaking, a trying sort of dumpster fire, the remaining weeks are bound for glory. Five...

BARSTOOL ASTROLOGY: CHIRON HAS STATIONED ITSELF RETROGRADE

Good news: We have the lion’s share of Leo season ahead of us. Troubling update: We need the promised distraction of pageantry, Polaroid nudes...

BARSTOOL ASTROLOGY: LEO SEASON IS GOING TO BE BIG & BOLD

Leo season is upon us, with an energy akin to Texas: big, brazen and boldly belt-buckled, shining relentlessly on those who have to squint...

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