ISLAND ASTROLOGER: CHECK YOUR HOROSCOPES THIS WEEK
HAPPY HERMES, THE ISLAND ASTROLOGER: Courageous Purpose
The sun entered Aries last week, and it is the time of year when we experience rebirth. At...
HOROSCOPES FROM THE ISLAND ASTROLOGER
HAPPY HERMES, THE ISLAND ASTROLOGER: A Flash in the Dark
Happy winter solstice, everyone. In the Northern Hemisphere, Thursday, Dec. 21 is the longest night...
ISLAND ASTROLOGER: THE SCORPIO NEW MOON
The new moon in Scorpio on Nov. 4 calls us all into the deepest emotional waters, where the psychedelic creatures of our unconscious instill...
BARSTOOL ASTROLOGY: VIRGO SEASON IS COMING TO A CLOSE
Aries
March 21 – April 19
Next week’s full moon sheds lunar light on your twelfth house of conclusions and the unconscious mind. Closure for you...
BARSTOOL ASTROLOGY: VIRGO SEASON HATH ARRIVED
Bleach your bathtubs, my babies, Virgo season hath arrived. The modality of Virgo is advancement through ritual purification, it is decisive, exacting and at...
BARSTOOL ASTROLOGY: POWER & POSSIBILITIES ARE IN THE STARS
While the first half of August has been, astrologically speaking, a trying sort of dumpster fire, the remaining weeks are bound for glory. Five...
BARSTOOL ASTROLOGY: CHIRON HAS STATIONED ITSELF RETROGRADE
Good news: We have the lion’s share of Leo season ahead of us. Troubling update: We need the promised distraction of pageantry, Polaroid nudes...
BARSTOOL ASTROLOGY: LEO SEASON IS GOING TO BE BIG & BOLD
Leo season is upon us, with an energy akin to Texas: big, brazen and boldly belt-buckled, shining relentlessly on those who have to squint...
BARSTOOL ASTROLOGY: EMOTIONS ARE HEIGHTENED
We remain in the soft saltwater belly of Cancer season, and all thoughts are on feelings, what rises to the surface and what has...
Barstool Astrology: Are your planets aligned?
The tides of psychic intuition, acute sensitivity and passive aggressive tendencies have come ashore with Cancer season. Cancer governs the realms of domesticity and...
