Spinning necktie hangers, shoe shine kits and “World’s Best Dad” mugs are fine Father’s Day gifts, sort of, even if they’re not entirely useful in the Florida Keys. And while moms get treated to brunch, runny eggs served in bed or a spa day for Mother’s Day, dads do things a bit differently. Always here to help, we give you…
Top 10 Things Dad Really Wants for Father’s Day
10. Thirty minutes of bathroom time with no interruption. No knocking. No yelling. Just the sweet bliss of silence.
9. Sticky green.
8. Sixteen holes of cocktails, two holes of golf.
7. For someone to flush toilets, close doors and turn lights off. Just once.
6. Nothing to do with brunch, yoga or the name Vanderpump.
5. Yahoo. NFL package. It’s never too early.
4. For the hair to move from his ears and nose back to the top of his head.
3. A meal consisting of donuts, ice cream, potato chips and bacon.
2. Taylor Swift tickets.
1. A jet pack.
