The economics of the seafood festival
If tourism and commercial seafood got married, it would be the Marathon Seafood Festival. If they had babies, it would be all the organizations that benefit from...
BARSTOOL ASTROLOGY – What the Stars Have In Store
What a time to be alive, folks. Spring is springing. The vernal equinox arrives March 19, the earliest it’s been in over a century. The season it...
A short list of things you didn’t know about Ireland
No. 1
In 2015, the best selling beer in Ireland was … wait for it … Heineken. Since then there has been a wave of craft beer breweries...
Options for tourists narrowing
As of this writing, Marathon’s main tourist attractions are still operating: Dolphin Research Center, The Turtle Hospital and Florida Keys Aquarium Encounters. All three have modified safety...
Kid-friendly online activities, enrichment
In these unprecedented and troubling times, many organizations have stepped up and started thinking outside the box. Zoos, museums, educational institutions and other attractions worldwide are offering...
SPCA cat cam is here to save the day (or at least make you...
In times like this, many of us are searching for comfort -- in food, 90’s TV sitcoms and recurring thoughts about adopting puppies to snuggle with. But...
You gotta laugh
We’re all doing our best to cope with coronavirus. For many, that means a very black sense of humor in these trying times. So many of our...
Quarantine Employee of the Month
The Keys Weekly Newspapers are having a contest, and inviting our readers to submit the “Quarantine Employee of the Month.” Our first submission comes from the Weekly’s...
Got mask(s)?
Within the somber and extreme dangers posed on civilization by the perils of COVID-19 — some lighter trends and humor continue to emerge as people search for...
MY BAD – There is an ‘i’ in stupid
I have the best wife in the world.
No, no, I’m sure your wife is great, too.
But mine stopped laughing, oh, 120 seconds after she saw what I’d...
