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A Great Year for College Football – With apologies in advance to ‘Canes and...

The 2013-14 College Football Season is officially over, and this year’s bowl action was the best in recent memory (unless you’re a sports book line maker in...
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Bartus considers his personal version of Hell – The rest of us can only...

(Editor’s note: Due to circumstances beyond his control, John Bartus was not able to put pen to paper this week. Please enjoy this re-run from 2013.)  The other...
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Then I Saw His Face (mugshot)… I’m not a Belieber…

I can’t say that I have ever liked Justin Bieber. Now this may come as a shock to ’tween and teen girls who think he’s the shizzle,...
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Getting scalped alive is completely legal in the state of Florida – Practice puts...

Up until a bit over a half-decade ago, ticket scalping was illegal in the state of Florida. Then, the Florida Legislature, in their infinite (lack of) wisdom,...
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Write-ups in travel magazines or newspaper sections usually means good news – Some reviews...

Sometimes, you just can’t catch a break. The Fabulous Florida Keys were featured in a couple of big travel-oriented publications recently. When a destination gets written up in...
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30 Years On – What a long, strange trip it’s been…

Thirty years. Three decades gone by. 1984 was a big year in my world, and the world in general. Apple introduced the Macintosh. Michael Jackson was burned filming...
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The Complete Imbecile’s Guide

It’s been a long time since we’ve featured an expert to help the rest of us intellectually challenged individuals out with current issues. In the spirit of...
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Wild Kingdom 2014 – Snakes and Lizards and Rats – Oh My! – What...

Marlin Perkins never prepared me for this. Aging boomers like myself remember watching the old Mutual of Omaha’s “Wild Kingdom” TV show back in the 1960s and 1970s....
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Seafood and Eat It! And Listen to the Music! – Florida’s Original Seafood Festival...

It’s time for our town’s biggest event, and it’s the Florida Keys second largest event behind only Fantasy Fest. That’s right – it’s Seafood Festival Weekend! While...
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Old friends live on in our memory and on our phones

I was scrolling through contacts on my iPhone the other day, and came to the realization that I was indeed getting older. Sure, the gray hair and...