C’mon. It’s crossed your mind. How many people are hiding in the Florida Keys? That guy at the end of the bar in the $400 Ray-Bans but no shoes; where’d he come from? Or the woman who goes by the name CherryBaby and literally has it on her driver’s license. If you had to hide from an ex-wife or an IRS agent, the Keys seems kind of ripe with possibilities. Here are some…
- Behind Fred. Boo.
- The DMV. Take snacks.
- Not Don’s Place, that’s for sure, like Cheers in there.
- You know that road past the jumping bridge? Yea…
- Duval Street, but don’t wear anything too fancy or you won’t blend in.
- The cosmetic stores.
- Mt. Trashmore.
- At Sandy’s Café; just don’t say which one.
- A white work truck or van going slowly through old town; no one stops those babies.
- 10.Behind Larry Blackburn.