Quarantine Employee of the Month
The Keys Weekly Newspapers are having a contest, and inviting our readers to submit the “Quarantine Employee of the Month.” Our first submission comes from the Weekly’s...
Got mask(s)?
Within the somber and extreme dangers posed on civilization by the perils of COVID-19 — some lighter trends and humor continue to emerge as people search for...
MY BAD – There is an ‘i’ in stupid
I have the best wife in the world.
No, no, I’m sure your wife is great, too.
But mine stopped laughing, oh, 120 seconds after she saw what I’d...
Florida Keys Children’s Shelter to Launch Virtual ‘Best Keys Eat’ Fundraiser
The Florida Keys Children’s Shelter, serving more than 500 youths and families annually throughout the Keys, is launching a “Best Keys Eats 2020” virtual chefs challenge to...
Local cartoonist releases ‘Key West Funnybook’
Dan Schwab was one of those kids in school who was always drawing — quick doodles, cool lettering, caricatures and cartoons. His locker, textbook covers and notebooks...
Top 10 ways to blow your stimulus (or county overtime) money during a pandemic:
10. Used Jet Skis.
9. Imported exotic animals.
8. National Rifle Association Lifetime Membership.
7. Settle outstanding parking tickets.
6. Open a new account at www.casino.org.
5. Stock your carport with White...
Barstool Astrology
Twin for the win, it’s Gemini season. Ruled by Mercury, the planet of expression and communication, the Gemini mind moves with alarming speed among subjects, passions and...
Bars, theaters open for business
Governor Ron DeSantis announced on June 3 that bars, movie theaters and bowling alleys in most of the state, including the Florida Keys, can reopen on Friday,...
Obituary and Memorial Mass: James ‘The Mojito Man’ Magee
James Magee, known locally as “Jimmy, The Mojito Man,” peacefully entered the pearly gates on May 18, 2020. A native of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, Jimmy, 81, had called Key...
Leagues resuming, nearing return
Rejoice, sports fans. Live competition is on its way back, albeit in a different form than we’ve experienced before.
Sporting events have been on a hiatus for a...
