TOP 10 SOUND BITES FROM THE POLITICAL FORUM; YOU MAY BE BACKING THE WRONG...

As campaigns heat up across the country and in the Florida Keys, everyone seems to be talking at once, but do they actually listen...

THE TOP TEN REASONS YOU ARE NOT WATCHING SPORTS

10. The creepy, cardboard cut-out fans in the baseball parks warn of a dystopian future. 9. Tennis was boring enough when fans were in the...

Top 10 signs you should not be arguing about the Supreme Court vacancy

10. You can't name more than two of the nine justices, but you suddenly started working the phrase  “Daubert standard” into your social media...

10 best things about September in the Keys

Granted, we’re stuck in the middle of an insanely active hurricane season; the humidity is still making the Florida Keys air thicker than bisque,...

Top 11 Things Overheard at the Political Conventions

11. “The lady speaking looks just like the one who held her pistol like a water hose in front of those protesters." 10. “The ANTIFA...

“Cures” that are Not Recommended for COVID-19

10. Dion’s chicken  9. Chinese seeds that were mailed to you last week  8. Skin cream from a Key West cosmetic shop  7. Iguana poop  6. Advice from Sarah Palin (handle...

Top 10 Things Not to Say if You Meet Mark Wahlberg In Key West:

With the recent opening of Wahlburgers restaurant in Key West, much speculation and buzz has hit the island regarding (not if…but) when the Wahlberg...

things Not to Say if You Meet Mark Wahlberg In Key West

With the recent opening of Wahlburgers restaurant in Key West, much speculation and buzz has hit the island regarding (not if…but) when the Wahlberg...

Top 10 reasons we don’t need a hurricane during the covid crisis

10.  It’s hard to look cool in a mask with wind gusts over 100 mph.   9. The county can’t afford five more years of overtime...

Top 10 quarantine projects to finish if there’s a second shut down

As cases spike in South Florida, prompting some to call Miami the new “Wuhan,” folks are considering another round of quarantine, whether self imposed...