Game of Thrones Top 10
Game of Thrones Season 8 is on the horizon and audiences are waiting like hipsters outside an Apple store to get a peek. While...
Top 10 Signs You Are Pulling For the Patriots in the Super Bowl
Whether it’s Marky Mark, Ben Affleck or that dude who sang “Jump Around” (and then became Everlast), Boston is home to an eclectic myriad...
Top Ten Florida Keys Seafood Festival Faux Pas
This weekend’s seafood fest at Bayview Park separates the locals from the tourists. There will be plenty of both species, but both tourist and...
Top 10 Ways to Lose Weight in the Keys (sort of).
Have you noticed your friends have quit drinking? Is your parking lot at the gym always full? Is your husky neighbor terrifying the ’hood...
Top 10 Signs the Federal Government is Shut Down in the Keys
All fishing restrictions lifted, including all groupers — even square!
Key West Airport Security now allows shoes, electronics, 1.75 liters of Tito’s Vodka,...
TOP 10 Songs that are more offensive than ‘Baby It’s Cold Outside’
The PC police recently set their sights on a classic holiday tune, with many calling for a radio ban on “Baby It’s Cold Outside.”...
Top 10 Things Meat Loaf Would NOT Do For Love
The time was 1993. The political climate was shifting from a 12-year Republican White House to a young Democrat named Bill Clinton. Movies like...
Top 10 “would-be” Autobiographies from 2018
Other than socks, autobiographies are the unprecedented champions of thoughtless gifts over the holiday season. Nothing says “I didn’t really have time to shop...
Top 15 Gifts Not to Buy Your Boss this Holiday Season
The holidays offer enough stress without trying to figure out the perfect gift for your boss. And while we at the Keys Weekly cannot...
Top Ten Things NOT to Bring to Thanksgiving Dinner
Ah, the holidays … the most wonderful time of year, and the most awkward time of the year. Looking back on dysfunctional Thanksgivings of...





















