Survival Tips for the Keys Zombie Apocalypse
If you must kill a zombie, kill it with kindness. The irony will make it easier for everyone.
Sexy zombies drink free!
Learn the...
We Finally Discovered Why Comcast Goes Out in the Key
1. The outage strangely occurred just after you received a text alert that read “THIS IS A TEST of the national Wireless Emergency Alert...
Top 10 things from your past that could be used against you
According to the national media, Brett Kavanaugh’s supreme court nomination is in “Big Trouble” — capital B, capital T. Allegations surfaced recently that he...
Top ways to sniff out a dissenter in your office
The anonymous New York Times op-ed that revealed dissention at the top level of the White House administration inspired the following:
Your team-building exercises...
TOP things the ‘Hunger Games’ and Key West have in common
Admit it, you’ve watched or read “The Hunger Games.” And if you live in Key West, at some point you’ve taken a step back...
Top 10 things NOT to do at the polls
Reveal the “Danny Kohlage” tattoo which is scrawled across your shoulders in gangster letters. Or John Bartus. Or Deb Gillis.
Ask the poll...
Top 10 Ways you know Fantasy Football is about to start
10) Your husband, who fishes for a living, knows exactly how long it takes for an ACL to heal.
9) Your kids can’t name the...
How the Keys can make Mars totally awesome
10. A Walgreens in every crater.
9. Release some iguanas.
8. Create the universe’s first “plastic straw” colony.
7. Live boxing (or NFL expansion team).
6. Hawaiian Tropic...
Top 15 Items that would appear on Florida Keys “Antique Roadshow
We’ve often wondered what the producers of “Antique Roadshow” would discover if they brought the show to the Florida Keys. Probably not a jade...
