Another Batch of Newspaper Funnies
Every time I put forth one of these columns filled with actual newspaper headlines that actually got past editors and proofreaders and were actually printed in actual...
Dysfunction Junction – How do we expect Congress to act responsibly when we send...
“Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that ‘my ignorance is...
More Newspaper Funnies – And Not The Comics
Regular readers of the Weekly know that every now and then I like to take a look at actual newspaper headlines that, well, should never have been...
You Gotta Know When to Fold ‘Em – Life lessons in spades (hearts, clubs,...
I have devoted more than a few hours of time over the past several years learning the game of Texas Hold ‘Em Poker. I consider myself an...
Teal or No Teal – What really is black and white and read all...
Color.
Just one simple color. If another publication could have accurately reproduced an advertiser’s specific color, then the newspaper you’re now reading may never have come to exist.
Flash...
Ford Mustangs, Cocoa Beach, and Other Dreams
Let me begin this week by stating that I am not at all a true car buff – there is no confusing me with a legitimate gearhead....
Bartus has been soaring with the Eagles for many years…
A long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, I was a young musician who happened to be enrolled in the marine biology program at...
Party With A Purpose – The Best of Marathon, Rotary, and the Official After...
The votes are in, the tabulation commences, and we’ll all find out who the winners are in the Best of Marathon next Saturday night! Your participation in...
Roll Out Those Lazy Hazy Crazy Days of Summer – It’s not the heat,...
In case you haven’t noticed the prevailing weather conditions, we are smack dab in the high heat of the summer season. As bad as the typical tropical...
I went to a garden party … and it wasn’t pretty – Termites and...
Last weekend, while doing some routine yard work, I was witness to a life-and-death tableau that played out in front of my eyes not unlike what one...
