10. “You can’t even taste the alcohol.”
9. “It’s OK, my boss never looks at Facebook.”
8. “Let me give it a shot; I used to be great at gymnastics in high school.”
7. “I never realized how cool fanny packs look on me.”
6. “Don’t worry, one of my best buddies is an attorney.”
5. “I just gave that stripper my credit card.”
4. “I didn’t really ask what was in it before I smoked it.”
3. “Seriously, what’s the worst that could happen?”
2. “Like I always say,
condoms are for suckers.”
1. “I don’t care how big that dude is, if I land the first punch, he’s going down.”
