HUMOR: TOP 10 WORST NAMES FOR A HURRICANE

As we anxiously approach the last leg of hurricane season, let’s begin this Top 10 segment by collectively knocking on wood. Thankfully, it appears Hurricane Fiona will drift northward, sparing the Florida Keys for now. However, as we all know, more storms are on the horizon and all eyes will remain on the spaghetti models and forecast cones over the next several weeks. No matter what happens, we only ask the great folks at the World Meteorological Organization one thing — can we please get some cooler names for our storms?

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TOP 10 WORST NAMES FOR A HURRICANE 

10. Melania

9. Gaga

8. The Weeknd

7.  Proud Boy

6. Vladimir

5. Weinstein

4. Adolf

3. Hurricane Claim Maker (sponsored by Citizens Insurance)

2. Brandon

1. Recession Maker

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