HUMOR: TOP 10 WAYS TO RUIN THANKSGIVING
Well, here we are. The most notoriously difficult dinner to navigate of the entire year. Football, appetizers and perusal of Black Friday ads can only serve as...
HUMOR: TOP 10 THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW WERE CONTROLLED BY THE GOVERNMENT
In a series of headlines that would be a lot funnier if they weren’t so crazy, Florida Keys coral biologist Kevin Macaulay this week found himself defending...
JOHN BARTUS: THESE ARE STRANGE DAYS INDEED
No one can deny that these are strange days. It’s reminiscent of the ancient Chinese blessing/curse: May you live in interesting times. Fish are spinning. People are...
KEYS WEEKLY STAFF MAKE THEIR SUPER BOWL PICKS … SORT OF
Super Bowl LVIII, set for Sunday, Feb. 11, offers plenty of clickbait-worthy storylines as the near-dynastic Kansas City Chiefs (and a certain pop icon) prepare to take...
JUST JOKING: TOP 10 SIGNS YOU MIGHT BE FROM MARATHON
Not only is the Best of Marathon awards show a celebration of community spirit and ingenuity, it’s also a time to gather friends and neighbors for some...
TOP 10 REASONS KEYS WEEKLY STAFF LOVES MARATHON
For us, the Best of Marathon celebration allows our Keys Weekly team, our partners, neighbors and some new faces a moment to unwind with a blend of...
HUMOR: TOP 10 SIGNS YOUR NEIGHBOR MAY HAVE STORMED THE CAPITOL
This week, Keys residents were shocked by an FBI arrest of a Marathon live-aboard couple wanted on federal warrants for their alleged roles in the January 6,...
TOP 10 WAYS TO GET YOUR NAME ON THE BEST OF MARATHON BALLOT
With nominations opening this week, Marathon’s businesses will once again vie for the city’s most coveted honors at the 2023 Best of Marathon Awards. While some businesses...
TOP 10 COLD WAR (AND COLD WAR-INSPIRED) MOVIES
Summers can be brutal. Aside from sweltering temperatures, an acute sense of melancholy has replaced the end of the NBA and NHL seasons, the Vanderpump reunion finale...
100 DAYS BELOW: NAVY VETERAN SURFACES FROM UNDERWATER KEY LARGO FACILITY WITH A RECORD...
Three months ago, at the beginning of March, Joseph Dituri said a last goodbye to the sun and embarked on an ambitious journey of scientific discovery. On...
