Bumper stickers are a timeless tradition —they just really don’t seem to go away — but also a very telling one. That little phrase or saying you choose to adhere permanently to the back of your vehicle can tell the world a host of things, from political affiliations to innermost hopes and dreams. Here is the Weekly’s list of bumper stickers only for the Keys.
One Homeless Family
Don’t Ride The Manatees
Welcome to Bubbaville
Vote, but only if you know the guy.
Slow down, just kidding
My Other Car is a Kia
I Brake For Snowbirds
Iguana: The Other White Meat
Key Deer on Board
If You Can Read This, Congrats, Run for Office
Make Ceviche, Not Fritters
Charter Fishermen Go Deep
If You’re a Conch and You Know It, Clap Your Hands
Proud Member of the Witness Protection Program
Follow Me to Cuba
It’s 4 o’clock Somewhere
My adjuster is an honor-roll student.
Sparky’s Lives!
Spearos Go Deep.
Blow the Bridges – Stop Mini-Season
Shelter in Place
Hialeah Sucks
Iguana: the Other White Meat
I Bleed Butter & Lemon
Big Pine University, Class of ’04
My Other Car is a Contender
