C’mon. It’s crossed your mind. How many people are hiding in the Florida Keys? That guy at the end of the bar in the $400 Ray-Bans but no shoes; where’d he come from? Or the woman who goes by the name CherryBaby and literally has it on her driver’s license. If you had to hide from an ex-wife or an IRS agent, the Keys seems kind of ripe with possibilities. Here are some…
- Behind Fred. Boo.
- The DMV. Take snacks.
- Not Don’s Place, that’s for sure, like Cheers in there.
- You know that road past the jumping bridge? Yea…
- Duval Street, but don’t wear anything too fancy or you won’t blend in.
- The cosmetic stores.
- Mt. Trashmore.
- At Sandy’s Café; just don’t say which one.
- A white work truck or van going slowly through old town; no one stops those babies.
- 10.Behind Larry Blackburn.
What events are planned for November ?
Reading this cost me 30 seconds of my life that I’ll never get back.
I live in Texas but my heart is in my favorite on Earth, Key West. If I ever win the lottery, I’m moving to the southern most point. Thanks to the Keys Weekly for keeping me in the Key West loop.