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HUMOR: TOP 10 MISDIAGNOSED SYMPTOMS OF MONKEYPOX IN THE KEYS

We know it’s nothing to take lightly, but the mild hysteria surrounding monkeypox has tightened its grip on Florida Keys communities with the first...
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HUMOR: TOP 10 REASONS YOU’RE STILL WAITING FOR YOUR BUILDING PERMIT

Still waiting around for something to happen at your building site? Wondering what became of that application you filed? We got you. Here are...
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TOP 10: HOW DIVIDED IS AMERICA? DIVISIVE THEMES ECHO FROM THE CIVIL WAR

The United States is just as divided today as it was in the years leading up to the Civil War. At least that’s what...
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TOP 10: HOW DIVIDED IS AMERICA? DIVISIVE THEMES ECHO FROM THE CIVIL WAR

The United States is just as divided today as it was in the years leading up to the Civil War. At least that’s what...
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TOP 10 ALL-TIME FAVORITE MOVIE DADS

10. Jason Styles — “Boyz n the Hood” (1991). Fifty years from now, Americans will look back at the social significance of this film,...
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HUMOR: TOP 10 NATIONAL HEADLINES THIS WEEK

Many of our readers often ask, “Why are your Top 10s so belligerent and mean-spirited?”  And we always reply with the same answer, “Our editors...
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HUMOR: TOP 10 MID-YEAR LOSER AWARD

We have officially hit the month of June, nearing the halfway point of a turbulent 2022. For most Americans, a lingering "calm before the...
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HUMOR: TOP 10 REJECTED “SENIOR SUPERLATIVES”

The Keys Weekly wishes the Class of 2022 all the best in their future endeavors. As our young scholars prepare to make their mark...
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TOP 10 SIGNS YOU’RE WAY TOO EXCITED FOR THE ‘TOP GUN’ SEQUEL

As the world anticipates the sequel to the 1986 blockbuster “Top Gun,” (coming on May 24), those of us who came of age in...
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TOP 10 BEST MOB, MAFIA OR GANGSTER MOVIES EVER MADE

As water levels continue to plunge at alarming rates in drought-stricken areas of the western U.S., strange discoveries are occurring around Lake Mead just...