WHAT’S YOUR SIGN? KEY WEST’S BARSTOOL ASTROLOGY OFFERS SAGE ADVICE
Welcome to Pisces season star children, come on in, the water’s fine. Pisces is more of a spell than a season, a hazy time...
MERCURY IS IN RETROGRADE; THINGS ARE GOING TO GET WEIRD
Six planets will reign this month in the sign of Aquarius, provenance of humanity, rebellion, technology and radical change. Among them is Mercury, slipping...
BARSTOOL ASTROLOGY FROM THE FLORIDA KEYS
Greetings and salutations, star children. If the new year has felt more like a stubborn hangover than a fresh start, fear not. Aquarius season...
OUR HOROSCOPES: A BREATH OF FRESH AIR
Cosmically speaking I am compelled to wish you not just a happy New Year but a happy New Era. Power-couple planets Jupiter and Saturn...
BARSTOOL ASTROLOGY — FLORIDA KEYS HOROSCOPES
SagittariusNov. 22 to Dec. 21The total solar eclipse in Sagittarius on Dec. 14 rattles your first house of self and ultimate potential, bringing forth...
AN ASTROLOGICAL OUTLOOK FOR 2021— AND ADVICE TO MAKE IT A GOOD ONE
Remember last year when we all held such high and misguided hopes for 2020 as the year of clear vision and roaring good times?
Ah,...
BARSTOOL ASTROLOGY: FLORIDA KEYS HOROSCOPES
Ruled by Jupiter, the fun, drunk, van-dwelling uncle of the solar system, Sagittarius is the official sign of letting the good times roll. After...
HOROSCOPE: WE HAVE LOTS TO BE THANKFUL FOR IN THE COMING WEEKS
Welcome to November, star children. We are emerging from the shadow of two powerful retrogrades, Mercury and Mars. Mercury retrograde complicates communication and contracts...
BARSTOOL ASTROLOGY: WILL THE STARS ALIGN FOR YOU THIS WEEK?
Welcome to the season of the witch. We are still under the influence of Scorpio, and nobody walks more resolutely through the shadows. Scorpio...
WHAT’S YOUR SIGN? A FLORIDA KEYS HOROSCOPE
Dreaded Mercury in retrograde is upon us, star children, making its rounds through secretive Scorpio. When Mercury backslides, travel, communications, contracts and technology, are...
