10. You are not (hopefully) one of the 11 million covid cases currently in the U.S.
9. You finally have a legitimate excuse not to travel to your in-laws’ over the holidays.
8. You own the company that produced the 20 million political mailers for the 75,000 residents of Monroe County.
7. You’re not a Dallas Cowboys fan.
6. You were not the executive director of a Florida Keys water service provider earlier this month.
5. You are a local Realtor.
4. You didn’t touch a hurricane shutter in the past three months (knock on wood).
3. You don’t own a barge with a top-heavy crane sitting on it … and then left it out in the ocean during a recent storm.
2. You decided against Carnival Cruise Lines stock and instead bought shares in Pfizer last Thanksgiving.
1. You recently ran for office as a Republican in Monroe County.