THE TOP TEN REASONS YOU ARE NOT WATCHING SPORTS
10. The creepy, cardboard cut-out fans in the baseball parks warn of a dystopian future.
9. Tennis was boring enough when fans were in the stands.
8. You’re an...
TOP 10 SOUND BITES FROM THE POLITICAL FORUM; YOU MAY BE BACKING THE WRONG...
As campaigns heat up across the country and in the Florida Keys, everyone seems to be talking at once, but do they actually listen to themselves?
Top 10...
THE RAIN ISN’T FUNNY ANYMORE. WELL, IT’S A LITTLE FUNNY.
Top 10 POSITIVE STATEMENTS ABOUT THIS NEVER-ENDING RAIN
The Keys have been deluged this past week, and there's no sign it’s letting up any time soon. In the...
TOP 10 WORST WAYS TO TELL PEOPLE YOU’RE COVID POSITIVE
Telling co-workers and friends that you got the ’rona must be handled delicately. Here, the Keys Weekly offers our best tips.
10. With a singing barbershop quartet hired...
Top Ten Signs the Election is Over
10. Your Economic Injury Disaster Loan is now “due in full.”
9. Everyone at work, school and church is hungover.
8. Without all those political mailers your letter carrier...
Top 10 Reasons to be “Thankful” in the Florida Keys on Thanksgiving:
10. You are not (hopefully) one of the 11 million covid cases currently in the U.S.
9. You finally have a legitimate excuse not to travel to your...
TOP 10 THINGS FROM YOUR LIFETIME YOUR KIDS WILL NEVER KNOW
Who remembers the days of cable television with the Flintstones and Bugs Bunny, the original Chia Pet commercial, the VCR tapes and those cellular phones that had...
KEYS WEEKLY’S TOP 10 HOLIDAY MOVIES
The Keys Weekly took a very thorough poll of one staff member to determine the best holiday movies of all time. The results are provocative not...
TOP 10 WORST HOLIDAY PARTY THEMES
Think you’ve been to a bad holiday party? You ain’t seen nothing yet. While we warn you that some of these may not be suitable for all...
Top 10 ways you can to move to the front of line for a...
Americans are on the edge of their seats, waiting to learn how the coronavirus vaccine will be distributed and when. The Keys Weekly has an inside track:
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