Top 10 Signs You Are Overly Offended
10. You immediately started reading this Top 10 to see if something offends you.
9. You were caught trying to forcibly remove a First State Bank Moolah the...
Top 10 Annoying Signs You Need to Take a Break From Social Media:
Social media: It’s consumed much of our lives in these times of isolation and distancing. One minute you’re scrolling through Facebook, reading the back-and-forth between your friends,...
Top 10 quarantine projects to finish if there’s a second shut down
As cases spike in South Florida, prompting some to call Miami the new “Wuhan,” folks are considering another round of quarantine, whether self imposed or not. During...
Top 10 reasons we don’t need a hurricane during the covid crisis
10. It’s hard to look cool in a mask with wind gusts over 100 mph.
9. The county can’t afford five more years of overtime pay.
8. Our FEMA...
Top 10 Things Not to Say if You Meet Mark Wahlberg In Key West:
With the recent opening of Wahlburgers restaurant in Key West, much speculation and buzz has hit the island regarding (not if…but) when the Wahlberg brothers will show...
things Not to Say if You Meet Mark Wahlberg In Key West
With the recent opening of Wahlburgers restaurant in Key West, much speculation and buzz has hit the island regarding (not if…but) when the Wahlberg brothers will show...
“Cures” that are Not Recommended for COVID-19
10. Dion’s chicken
9. Chinese seeds that were mailed to you last week
8. Skin cream from a Key West cosmetic shop
7. Iguana poop
6. Advice from Sarah Palin (handle with care)
5. Alien...
Top 11 Things Overheard at the Political Conventions
11. “The lady speaking looks just like the one who held her pistol like a water hose in front of those protesters."
10. “The ANTIFA delegates stole all...
10 best things about September in the Keys
Granted, we’re stuck in the middle of an insanely active hurricane season; the humidity is still making the Florida Keys air thicker than bisque, and a global...
Top 10 signs you should not be arguing about the Supreme Court vacancy
10. You can't name more than two of the nine justices, but you suddenly started working the phrase “Daubert standard” into your social media rants.
9. Until last...
